Season 2010

January 29 - February 27

Last of the Red Hot Lovers
by Neil Simon

Rated PG-13 for Adult Situations/Content and some Language

Originally produced on Broadway in 1969

Middle-aged and married, overworked and overweight, Barney Cashman wants to join the sexual revolution before it's too late and arranges three seductions: the first, Elaine Navazio proves to be a foul-mouthed bundle of neuroses; Bobbi Michele is next, a 20-ish actress who's too kooky by half; finally comes September and Jeanette Fisher, a gloomy, depressed housewife who happens to be married to Barney's best friend.

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March 12 - April 17

Murder at the Howard Johnson's
by Ron Clark and Sam Bobrick

PG Comedy, Adult Situations

All is fair in love? Even murder? That's the question posed by this light and funny suspense comedy about a love triangle in a Howard Johnson Motor Inn. In the first episode, Mitchell, an obvious and commonplace dentist who sees himself as the dashing, heroic type and Arlene, a middle aged "Femme Fatale" of sorts, plan to murder her husband Paul, a blundering used car salesman. In the second episode, having discovered that Mitchell has been unfaithful, Arlene allies herself with Paul to do away with Mitchell. In the third episode, the two men, feeling foolish and betrayed themselves, join forces against Arlene. This murder attempt, like the others, fails. "Enough laugh lines, mirth provoking situations and extravagant sight gags to outfit two rapid fire farces of the absurd." Variety "A holiday of laughter. . . . Beautifully polished, very funny very American comedy." WNBC TV

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May 7 - June 19

Noises Off
by Michael Frayn

Comedy PG13 for Adult Situations and some language

Lloyd Fellowes is the director of a theatre company. He's desperately trying to get his production together, despite the best efforts of the cast, the crew, and Lady Luck. We follow the production from final rehersals, through opening night, and onto the tour: as with any group of actors forced to work closely together for any great length of time, romances and arguments are bound to break out. Quite often, what's happening on stage is nothing compared to what's happening backstage.

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July 9 - September 4

Special Musical production to be announced soon.

 

 

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September 10 - October 31

Mystery/Thriller to be announced soon.

 

 

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November 19 - December 31

Sorry! Wrong Chimney!
by Jack Sharkey and Leo W. Sears

Comedy PG

David Tuttle is moonlighting as a department store Santa so that he can buy his wife a fur for Christmas. He tells her he's working late at the office, but she finds out he isn't at the office. A suspected other woman, hypnotism, the notorious Santa burglar Kris Kreigle and his gun toting fiancee, and a confused policeman add up to a rollicking tale that is hilarious Christmas or anytime entertainment. "A lighthearted Christmas tale full of mistaken identities and zany foul ups, with a smattering of slapstick... What you see is what you get: A couple of hours of uncomplicated laughter and fun." Phoenix Gazette. "Hilarious." Glendale Star.

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Evening shows:
Meal at 6:00pm
Show at 7:30pm

*Matinee
Meal at 1:00pm
Show at 2:30pm

 

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General Admission $39.99plus tax

Seniors/Student/ Veterans/Military with valid ID)$38.99 plus tax.

Special discounts available for groups of 10 or more.

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